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Im the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because i'm sleepy, but because i want to be closer to you...

*i'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant...

*i'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because i actually want something, but because it means i get to spend more time with you...

*i'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when i find someone i like i want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...

*i'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...

*i'm the girl who once i let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. & even if we spend time apart, i'm the girl who never forgets you..

*i'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..

*i'm the girl who you can talk to you about anything..

*i'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...

*i'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...

*i'm the girl who will listen to you talk...

*i'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason...

*i'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the cheek...

*i'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend...

*i'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word...

*i'm the girl who loves you for you, and doesn't care what other people say about us...
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I set blacklight_boi's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dave180182's purse (30 points). In November I gave monolithix a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I put money in kinkypixie's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1006 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
lil_beast6669

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A bit Of advice hehehehe

1. If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed.

2. A mouse trap, placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep.

3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. Keep the seat next to you on the train vacant by smiling and nodding at people as they walk up the aisle.

5. Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f*cking thing in the first place, you fat b*stards.

6. Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

7. Make bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.

8. Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

9. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

10. X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

11. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to what you want to look at.

12. Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

13. Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic.

14. Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

15. Anorexics, when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.

16. A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coathanger in an emergency.

17. Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest, imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your intended destination in the first place.

18. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

19. Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. - B. Johnson, Canada

20. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply p*ssing in the sink.

21. Weedy fellas. Develop a right forearm like Arnold Schwarzeneggar by buying one of those Cindy Crawford workout videos.

22. Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know any difference.

23. Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours, and ask for a nice steak.

24. Spice up your s*x life by trying a bit of 'rodeo s*x'. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name.See how long you can 'stay mounted' for.

25. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

26. Give comics that 'Pulp Fiction' feel by reading the last frames of cartoons first, then reading the rest in a random order.

27. High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

28. Motorists. Enjoy the freedom of cycling by removing your windscreen, sticking half a melon skin on you head, then jumping red lights and driving the wrong way up one way streets.

29. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.

30. Convince neighbours that you have invented a 'SHRINKING' device by ruffling your hair, wearing a white laboratory coats and parking a JCB digger outside your house for a few days. Then dim and flicker the lights in your house during the night and replace the JCB unseen, with a Tonka toy of the same description. Watch their faces in the morning!

31. Have all your dumps at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.

32. Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgem cars anyway, so it may as well look like one.
lil_beast6669's Halloween party:

asradel dressed as a substitute network administrator.
blacklight_boi dressed as Rush Limbaugh riding a cow.
bram_poetinmind dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Phantom Knight.
cyber_child dressed as a diplomat from Benin.
darkestinsanity didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
dave180182 dressed as your grandfather.
elektryx dressed as the Duke of Taxopine.
eyeball7 dressed as Chekov from "Star Trek".
haloskitten dressed as a 1960's hippie child.
kinkypixie didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
kweilo dressed as a disturbing self-made character called "Oprah Burgerkisser".
meretrix79 dressed as the Cardinal of Freytes-Brittain.
metalfiend dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
miniboy dressed as Squidward.
monolithix dressed as Winona Ryder, though it looked more like Optimus Prime.
omniscient_1 dressed as a bottle of Avanphex.
originalturbo dressed as Hurricane Grant.
promisenolies dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Rich Orchestra.
sterilespells dressed as Bono, though it looked more like a quarterback for the Ravens.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Oct. 18th, 2006

You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

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Biting

92%

Whips

83%

Blood

83%

Bondage

75%

Chains/Handcuffs

67%

Blind Folds

58%

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Oct. 18th, 2006

She never gets hungry for dinner at eight,
She loves the theatre but is always late,
She's never bother with the people she ate,
Thats why the lady is a Vamp
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*There are 1,560 people in the U.S. with the last name Coster.
*Statistically the 18372nd most popular last name. (tied with 468 other last names)




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RANT

ok, i'm well and truly fed up, i was supposed to be going to slimes tonight and appart from lacking anyone to go with now have no babysitter coz i was out this morning doing a small face painting job and she decided to leave me a message at home that she has decided to go out!! I feel like most of my friend have forgotten i exist and those who havn't have better things to do than come and see me or live to far away i think i may as well turn into a nun adn move away doubt i'll be missed at this rate!!!! I'm fed up with being taken for granted and having my head ripped off when i don't agree with something! i very rarely kick up a fuss about things but i make the slightest remark and i'm made to feel like i've murdered someone, I NEED TO GET OUT!!! i'm gonna go fucking crazy soon, am truly sick of the sight of my own living room, and the telly is shit theres never anything on!!!!!!!!!!!



p.s please don't take offence those who i do see and contact me.... i'm having a shit week and need to let off steam

Oct. 13th, 2006

yet again i seem to be the only person stuck at home :( i'm getting really annoyed with this, why is there never anything on telly when your bored, i'm soooo bored right now i think i could eat my ow head!!!

Oct. 12th, 2006

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Mystique


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Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Decadence



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